would you fuck me for blow

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

(via immortalsmoke)

gaymzee:

its all fun and games until the tentacle monster rips your clothes off and tears your anal cavity in half

mitford:

I was satisfied with haiku until I met you,

but now I want a Russian novel,
a 50-page description of you sleeping.

— D. Young

(Source: valuska, via classof1969)